In which I talk about the TV show I'm NOT watching
If you live in the UK, it probably hasn't escaped your notice that the latest series of the televisual year's biggest joke,
Big Brother, has started. And, so far, I haven't watched a single episode. Bully for me! I'd like to say it was because I exercised incredible self-restraint, but in truth it's actually because, for the last week, we've been without a TV. (
Lyris returned his new Sony KDL32V2000, which had one dead pixel, and received the replacement today.) I do, however, consider it to be extremely promising that I've managed to miss the first week, which will hopefully mean that I will have no reason to watch a single episode of it at any point over the next 16 weeks (or however long it's running this time round). Hey - I don't even know who any of the contestants are, although I suspect that they will be comprised of the usual clowns, cunts and social misfits. Oh, and I'm sure at least 75% of them will be bisexual or (I love this word) "bi-curious". And we all know why that is: because all bisexuals run around having sex with everything that moves. It's a statistically proven fact.
3 Comments:
Hurrah! A fellow abstainer! I have also managed to not see a single second of this stomach-churning shite. I've even avoided the commercials! Feels wonderful, doesn't it?
By Kyle Hayes, at 10:57
'All bisexuals run around having sex with everything that moves. It's a statistically proven fact.'
They do?
Damn, I've been letting the side down...
By Baron Scarpia, at 18:33
Yes, it's quite true. TV has shown me this time and time again. And TV is never wrong.
By Whiggles, at 18:46
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