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Gradu-what?

Today was apparently my graduation. Of course, I didn’t go - I was at my undergraduate graduation, and once was more than enough for one lifetime. I read about it in the newspaper, though, where my name is printed along with those of seven others from my class… which is a little strange, given that there were at least 20 people in my class. At first I wondered if an inordinate number of people had failed, but, among the names omitted were several people that I can’t imagine failing. Therefore, my best guess would be that there has been some sort of a mix-up somewhere down the line. Which is not particularly nice if you’re the sort of person who likes to see their name in print.