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Anchor Bay goes Blu
Source: High-Def Digest
Well, colour me surprised, excited and disappointed in equal measure? Starz Home Entertainment, the DVD company formerly known as Anchor Bay, have added their name to the still-small list of independents producing high definition content. The good news? We may soon get to see Dawn of the Dead (the original, not the remake), Halloween, The Evil Dead et al in HD. The bad news? They have tossed their hat exclusively into the Blu-ray ring (I was sure they would go with HD DVD, if anything), and their only announced release so far is the first season of Masters of Horror. Oh, and MGM is handling the distribution, which, given their track record with their own titles so far, is slightly worrying.
I must say I never thought the first Dario Argento title to get an HD release would be Jenifer. That's just... wrong. Still, looking on the bright side, I'm now hopeful that those HD-mastered special editions of Tenebre and Phenomena will eventually emerge, on both DVD and Blu-ray. That's what I'm hoping at any rate. Those, coupled with an HD DVD of Suspiria from The Weinstein Company, would put me in HD heaven. It's just too bad so many of the other Argento films are owned by the HD-phobic Blue Underground.
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HD DVD review: Mulholland Drive
Mulholland Drive arrives on HD DVD in a predictably no-frills package from Studio Canal, who seem to view high definition content and bonus features as an either-or situation. While the transfer is in many respects very strong, it is let down by overzealous noise reduction, and the audio pitch problem is yet another silly error that could easily have been avoided. A US release has been rumoured at some point in the next year, so it may be worth waiting to see if Universal is able to provide a better package.
The UK release may have been delayed indefinitely, but those on the mainland are already enjoying Mulholland Drive in high definition! I've reviewed the French HD DVD release of David Lynch's quintessential fever dream.
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Have some cake

My birthday is looming on the horizon - just over three weeks away, in fact, and I've set about deciding what sort of goodies I want. It's been quite hard this year: somewhat unusually for me, there were no major purchases that I wanted to make (having already bought my new computer only recently). Eventually, I decided that DVDs never let me down when it comes to birthday fun, so I decided to order Seasons 6 and 7 of The Simpsons from DVD Pacific. Personally, I think that the last truly great season of that show was Season 5, but I was watching some episodes from Seasons 6 through 8 (or thereabouts) on Channel 4 recently, and came to the conclusion that there was still much to enjoy, even if the slide into mediocrity had already started. You may remember that, in 2005, I ended up with a review copy of the viciously mangled UK release of Season 6, which I promptly passed on to the first person that would take it off my hands, but I'm fairly confident that the US version won't be affected by such heinous vandalism... and if it is, well, at least it won't be a nasty NTSC to PAL standards conversion.
My only regret is that the Region 1 release of Season 6 is only available in that hideous plastic Homer head variant, with the mail-in replacement scheme for a standard cardboard version not being open to those outside North America (schadenfreudes).

Not letting the high definition side down, I also ordered Crank on Blu-ray and Black Snake Moan on HD DVD. I know next to nothing about either of these films, but surprises can be fun, if they turn out to be pleasant ones, and in any event, Crank sounds like it could be the new Shitty Movie™. If nothing else it should, as a digital-to-digital transfer, serve as useful demo material (we're getting a bit sick of dragging out Corpse Bride every time).
Oh, and because I like a challenge while I'm whiling away the days (I've booked a week's holiday from work to coincide with my birthday), I decided to also order my first new Lego set since Christmas 2005: the recently released Café Corner. With 2,056 pieces and a recommended age bracket of 16 and over, this should hopefully occupy me for a good few hours while offering something slightly different from my collection of medieval castles and pirate ships. If nothing else, it should offer a bit of fun.
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Germany to the rescue
Source: Area-HD
This time last year, I was planning on being Blu-ray exclusive. Less than a month later, I was HD DVD exclusive. As someone who is now format neutral, I don't have to worry about whether a title is released on HD DVD, Blu-ray or both, because, unless a Blu-ray title comes out with region coding in a non-Region A territory only, I'm guaranteed to be able to play it. If you're currently HD DVD only, though, you'll be pleased to know that some films that are Blu-ray exclusives in the US - Underworld (extended cut), Silent Hill, Fantastic Four, Resident Evil and Resident Evil: Apocalypse - are coming to HD DVD in Germany courtesy of Concorde.
The Blu-ray release of Resident Evil: Apocalypse is basically good enough for it not to be worth double-dipping, but the Blu-ray Silent Hill could use some improvement in the compression department (it's a stellar disc in every other respect, though), and Fantastic Four on Blu-ray is not only a weak film but one saddled with an equally weak transfer. This is good news from a diversity standpoint if nothing else, and I will more than likely be picking up Underworld (due out on August 31st) and Resident Evil (which currently has no release date) when they become available. Lyris is making rumblings about double-dipping on Silent Hill, although we're both suspicious that we may end up trading compression artefacts for filtering and/or noise reduction. Watch this space.
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You win some, you lose some
I got home today today to find that the HD DVDs of Mulholland Drive and Brotherhood of the Wolf had both arrived from Amazon.fr, and I'm happy to report that Mulholland Drive looks really nice. It's not the most amazing transfer you'll ever see, but it seems to basically be faithful to the look of the film, which is slightly diffuse. I did notice some signs of noise reduction in some of the later scenes, which is odd, because the earlier scenes that I looked at appeared to be unaffected. I'll give the transfer a more thorough appraisal when I actually sit down to watch it from beginning to end, which I'll be doing prior to putting together a review for DVD Times. For now, I'm just glad to have one of my five favourite films in high definition, with a transfer that isn't a complete embarrassment.
That complete embarrassment would be Brotherhood of the Wolf, whose transfer is so weak that I don't know why Studio Canal even bothered releasing it in HD (oh right, to make money - of course). Detail is weak, and heavy ringing is constantly in evidence: take a look at Lyris' post for some shots of the mediocrity. If American Psycho is the worst-looking Blu-ray disc I own, then Brotherhood of the Wolf is definitely my worst-looking HD DVD. Then again, I don't own Traffic, so perhaps I should be thankful for small mercies. Needless to say, if I'm not sufficiently impressed by the film itself, I'll be offloading the HD DVD post-haste.
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High definition navel-gazing
I've inherited a copy of the recently released HD DVD of Lost in Translation, Sofia Coppola's rather good if somewhat depressing film about incredibly self-absorbed people loitering in Tokyo. Lyris picked it up from DVD Pacific, but decided to sell it on when he saw that the transfer was nothing to write home about. I, however, while still discerning when it comes to image quality, am more likely to hang on to an HD title so long as it provides an improvement over its standard definition counterpart (and, to be fair, barring Traffic, it seems that they all do). For the not unreasonable sum of £10, I took it off my hands and now have something which, while hopelessly middle of the road as far as high definition transfers are concerned (think Brokeback Mountain or Enemy of the State rather than Serenity or Casino Royale), certainly means I can now punt my standard definition DVD.
Speaking of flogging, I sold my Shuttle SD37P2 on eBay for £247 - not really too bad, considering that I paid £317.84 for it now. At the very least, it could have been a lot worse - the money I've lost will hopefully serve as a reminder to be more careful with my purchases in future (note: I cannot live without a PCI slot). It's getting picked up tomorrow by Parcel2Go, and the money is on its way to my bank account - which is good, because my last credit card bill made me come out in a cold sweat.
Oh yeah, and my HD DVD of The Skeleton Key arrived this morning from Amazon. Given the mediocre titles I've been receiving from Universal of late (Lost in Translation, The Game, Brokeback Mountain), I wasn't expecting to be too impressed... and it's true that this transfer isn't going to win any awards. Detail levels are strong without being exemplary, and there are some obvious signs of temporal noise reduction, but it basically looks pleasing to the eye and finds itself in fairly good company, slotted between Red Dragon and Land of the Dead (also from Universal) in my HD image quality rankings list (which is long overdue for an update).
What I'm really looking forward to now is the arrival of the Studio Canal HD DVDs of Mulholland Dr. and Brotherhood of the Wolf, particularly the former, which is one of my all-time favourite films. Lyris also has the Blu-ray release of the first Pirates of the Caribbean on the way, and, while it's not a film I'm particularly fond of (actually, I would happily burn everything but the Johnny Depp scenes), I'm certainly eager to see how it fares in high definition, particularly given how shite the standard definition DVD was.
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HD DVD review: The Fountain
The Fountain gets a decidedly mediocre HD release that doesn't do its lush visuals justice by any stretch of the imagine. Still, even if it had been graced with the most impressive transfer ever, I would still find it rather difficult to recommend this infuriatingly nonsensical ramble even as demo material. If you like the film, you may find some of the additional bonus materials interesting, but if, like me, you thought it was a pompous load of odd cobblers, there's really nothing here worth bothering about.
I unsuccessfully try to work out what on earth is going on in my review of Warner's HD DVD/DVD combo release of The Fountain.
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A day in at the movies
The Problem Child 3-pack and Black Book both arrived today from Play. After checking the first two films and verifying that they were indeed in widescreen and that Problem Child 2 was uncut (they are, and it is - 1.85:1 nunchuk action ahoy!), me and Lyris steeled ourselves and popped in Problem Child 3, as prepared as was humanly possible for the horrors that this made for TV sequel, with the key roles recast, could inflict on us. And it was... surprisingly bearable. Don't get me wrong, it's a load of crap (not that the first two Problem Child films were ever going to win anything, of course - not even a Razzie), but it made us laugh, and the shift in tone wasn't as dramatic as in, say, a Disney cheapquel. It's a hell of a lot more surreal, even going so far as to include a couple of physical gags that wouldn't seem out of place in a Tex Avery cartoon, and the guy playing Ben Healy (William Katt - who was in Carrie, by some coincidence) is about as poor a match for John Ritter as you could ever hope to find, but the scenes with the three returning cast members - Jack Warden, Gilbert Gottfried and Eric Edwards - provide much merriment. There is also some rather sly humour, some of it surprisingly twisted by network TV standards. Am I suggesting that everybody rushes out to see it? No - like I said, the film (if you can even call it that) is garbage by anyone's standards, but it was a painless enough way to kill an hour and a half.
I also finally sat down and watched Pan's Labyrinth, and I'm exceedingly glad I did, as it's probably the best new horror movie I've seen since The Descent... although perhaps "horror" isn't the best way to describe it as, contrary to what the marketing campaign would have you believe, only small portions of it take place in the world of make-believe. The rest of it is all unsettlingly real, taking place in Spain in 1944, with the country under the grip of General Franco's fascists, and the military stopping at nothing to root out and destroy the resistance forces. The film is absolutely beautiful to behold, and the designs and effects work on the various creatures that the protagonist meets are astounding. In some ways, it reminded me of a twisted live action Spirited Away: a dark fairytale for adults.
Now I'm seriously considering picking up the French HD DVD, due for release on July 4th (my birthday!), even though it doesn't have any English subtitles (I suspect the film can be enjoyed without the intrusion of translation anyway). Annoyingly, though, it will only be available in a 5-disc box set, packaged with the standard definition release and the score, rather than as a stand-alone HD DVD. It will also be the first HD DVD title to be THX-certified, which means... bugger all, of course.
PS. Black Book is my 600th DVD.
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Carrie
Confession time: this is the first time I've read a Stephen King novel. No, really. That's quite an accomplishment, given my interest in horror and the sheer number of horror novels King has written, but I suppose we've all got to start somewhere.
Generally speaking, when I read a book that has been made into a film, in instances where I've seen the film first, I tend to come away with the impression that the book is the better version, with too much having been lost in the adaptation process. Not so with Carrie: I genuinely think that Brian De Palma improved the story in his iconic 1976 film. Carrie is a scant 200 pages (plus, in my copy, a new introduction by King in which he talks, at some length, about its origins), and I read it in dribs and drabs over the course of a week (that's pretty fast by my standards). It definitely gripped me considerably more than the last book I read, The Historian, but I wouldn't call it a masterpiece by any means. King uses an interesting technique (abandoned by De Palma in his film version) in which he intercuts the narrative with extracts from various publications - academic journals, courtroom transcripts, the written testimony of survivors of the fateful prom night - giving the read insight into the minds of people other than just poor Carrie White. Sometimes it works, sometimes it's just a distraction that gets in the way of the plot.
Unfortunately, I suspect that my having seen the film beforehand coloured my reading of the book. King refers to Carrie on numerous occasions as large and "bovine", which Sissy Spacek most assuredly is not. He describes Margaret White in a similar way, which again clashes with the appearance of Piper Laurie in the film. It's odd that the image of Carrie as a frail, slight girl seems to have been adopted so unanimously, as just about every piece of cover artwork that I've seen for the book, whether explicitly based on Spacek's appearance in the film or not, bears more resemblance to the character from the film than to the one described on the page. That's not, of course, a problem with the book itself but rather the way its image has been altered by the film's influence.
As with The Exorcist (and I'll get back to reading Legion very soon, Lee, I promise!), what struck me most about Carrie was the film's faithfulness to its source material. Entire scenes and conversations have been lifted from page to celluloid, although, like I mentioned before, the film dispensed with the fictitious "secondary sources" used in the book. Some key changes were also made to the final act, probably due to budgetary constraints, and a plot involving a telepathic link between Carrie and Sue Snell (through whose eyes we see many of the events in the book) was also dropped.
So yeah, my first Stephen King, and probably not my last. I enjoyed it for sure, but it didn't offer any startling revelations that I would have missed by just watching the film.
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DVDs I bought or received in the month of May
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (R0 USA, HD DVD)
- The Fountain (R0 USA, HD DVD)
- HDScape: Antarctica Dreaming (R0 USA, HD DVD)
- HDScape: Visions of the Sea (R0 USA, HD DVD)
- Pan's Labyrinth: Platinum Edition (R1 USA, DVD)
- The Ultimate Matrix Collection (R0 USA, HD DVD)
So, HDScape. Exciting, huh?
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So it looks better, this high definition thing?
A few routine high definition updates for you, just to make you aware of what's going on in the land of 1080p. I've pre-ordered the upcoming HD DVD of The Bourne Identity, due out on July 24th. As per DVD Times, the standard definition DVD being released at the same time will feature an extended cut, and, while the HD DVD will apparently replicate the bonus content from this release, it's unclear whether or not it will also feature this longer cut. I'd hazard a guess that it will, although whether this is something to be celebrated or decried depends on whether or not director Doug Liman was involved. Simply put, I'm aware, after the likes of the Gladiator fiasco, many of these extended cuts are merely the result of studio executives demanding that a few minutes be added to the running time in order to justify selling a new copy of the same film.
Universal has also announced a bunch of titles, including the 2004 Dawn of the Dead remake, for August 28th, while Sony will be releasing Arlington Road on Blu-ray on August 7th (sans commentary, a move that High-Def Digest rather generously refers to as "streamlin[ing]"). Both of these titles are shoe-ins for me - Arlington Road is a cracking if far-fetched thriller, and the Dawn of the Dead remake, while a pale shadow of the original, has a number of things going for it, in particularly the ever-impressive Sarah Polley and an appropriate dose of black humour. It should also be good HD demo material, if that makes any difference... as will Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, making its debut on Blu-ray on the same day as Arlington Road. I won't, however, be picking up this particular title - the BD could look like a million bucks and I still wouldn't have any desire to subject myself to that tedious dry-heave of a movie again.
David Fincher's Zodiac, meanwhile, is coming to both formats on September 18th, a couple of months after their standard definition counterpart's street date of July 24th. Lyris, who saw it at the cinema last week, came back raving about it, and I'm certainly game for anything from David Fincher. Speaking of which, I haven't seen Fight Club yet. How about it, Fox? That's if you eventually get off your asses and release anything in HD.
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"Ya rotten kids, ya should be locked in cages!"
After many years of shoddy treatment at the hands of its distributor, Problem Child, one of my favourite bad movies ever, has finally been released properly!
This film, and its sequel, the imaginatively named Problem Child 2, have, for some time, only been available on DVD in 4x3 full frame format. Obviously, these aren't the most prestigious titles Universal has ever released, and you won't see them being added to the studio's HD DVD line-up any time soon (then again, considering some of the junk they've released in high definition, you'd think they might be well at home there), but no movie, not even Voodoo Academy, deserved to be butchered in such a way. Thankfully, Universal's European distribution wing have come to the rescue, releasing the two original "classics", and an apparently embarrassing made-for-TV sequel, on April 3rd, in a 3-disc box set, named, like its two-film US counterpart, the Problem Child Tantrum Pack. Recognising the important place that these films hold in the history of cinema, the BBFC have also agreed to waive the cuts they originally demanded to Problem Child 2 (the film was unlucky enough to be released at the height of the board's nunchuk obsession).
Naturally, I've ordered myself a copy, from Play. I also took the opportunity to order a copy of Black Book (Zwartboek in its native Dutch), a film I originally intended to go to see at the cinema (yeah, yeah, how many times have I said that and not gone through with it?). It's a Paul Verhoeven film, so chances are it's laughably bad, shamelessly tasteless, or both, but it got some pretty good write-ups at the time of its theatrical release, so I'm going to give it the benefit of the doubt. Oh yeah, and hope to get my reviews of both The Fountain (boo, hiss) and Pan's Labyrinth (which I still haven't got round to watching) before the end of the weekend.
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Mulholland Dr. HD DVD confirmed as English-friendly
Delayed from its original release date of March 5th, Mulholland Dr. was finally released on HD DVD in France on May 21st. I originally cancelled my pre-order due to fears that French subtitles would be forced when English audio was selected, and opted instead to wait for the UK release from Optimum. With that release postponed indefinitely, however, I made up my mind to pick up the French release, forced subtitles or not. Luckily, AV Science Forum member tteich has picked up several of the recent Studio Canal HD DVD releases, and has provided a rundown of the language options available for each. The bad news is that French subtitles are forced when English audio is selected if it's a copy of Three Days of the Condor you're looking for, or the theatrical cut of Terminator 2 (the director's cut is unaffected); additionally, Army of Shadows has no support at all for English speakers. Thankfully, however, many of this month's releases, including Mulholland Dr., can be watched in English without subtitles (or, if applicable, in their native non-English language with English subtitles). Needless to say, I've placed an order at Amazon.fr.
I also ordered a copy of Christophe Gans' Le Pacte des Loups (Brotherhood of the Wolf), released on the same day (and due for release in the UK at some point between now and doomsday). I've not seen the film, but I was really impressed by Gans' most recent film, Silent Hill, so I figure it's worth a look. The HD DVD features the original French audio track plus optional English subtitles. I also have a two-year-old email from a reader urging me to look into the Region 1 DVD as a contender for the DVD Transfer Hall of Fame (now acquisitioned by Lyris). After so long, I feel like a bit of a heel for not checking it out, so let's hope the HD DVD looks decent!
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Blu-ray review: Casino Royale
Despite the lack of decent bonus material on this release, I suspect that most people will be more than happy with the sumptuous image quality and solid audio. For Bond's first high definition outing, Sony have certainly come up trumps, and I only hope that future releases in the series will be able to come close to matching this quality. Provided you import an uncut copy, and don't consider in-depth extras to be an essential part of the viewing process, it's hard to go wrong with Casino Royale on Blu-ray.
James Bond gets his first ever high definition outing with Casino Royale. I've reviewed the recent Finnish Blu-ray release from Sony Pictures.
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Get it right first time in future, Sony
Source: DVD Times
The Fifth Element, Blu-ray's poster child disgrace, is to get a re-release this July, with the current substandard release going out of print come June 13th. Little information has been provided for the new edition, but the online buzz suggests that we'll get an AVC encode on a dual-layer BD50 disc, as well as both PCM and Dolby TrueHD audio (either 20-bit or 24-bit). If Sony had any decency, they'd offer a free replacement to anyone who bought the initial pressing, but hey, since when did the words "Sony" and "decency" go together?
I may end up picking up this new release to replace my standard definition Superbit DVD, although part of me wants to hold out for the HD DVD release that Pathé seemingly intends to release in Europe at some point in the near future.
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I know, I've been slacking
I've been slacking with my reviews, and I know it. I attribute a lot of this to the fact that I now work for 37 and a half hours a week - something which, unsurprisingly, has had an impact on the amount of free time I've actually had available to devote to movie-watching (when glancing at my Movie Checklist the other day, I was shocked to discover that I didn't actually watch anything this month till the 13th) and reviewing. Basically, I suspect that I'm going to have to impose a certain degree of self-discipline, because, a lot of the time, time that I should have spent writing has simply been spent lounging around.
At the moment, I'm doing my best to put together a dual review for the two HDScape titles I was sent, and I've got to admit that it's damn hard to review something that was essentially intended to act as a screensaver! I've also got The Fountain to do for DVD Times, as well as Casino Royale, which I've been promising for more than long enough now. The 2-disc Platinum Edition DVD of Pan's Labyrinth also arrived for review earlier this week (Wednesday), so it will also have to be added to the "watch and review" pile. I have to say that this last title is one that I'm very interested to see: I had been planning on waiting for the HD DVD release, but the only one currently in the offering seems to be Spanish, and given that the film itself is in Spanish, I suspect that English subtitles are unlikely. If the film turns out to be decent, and becomes available in an English-friendly high definition release, I'll definitely pick it up, but until then, fuzzy old standard definition will have to do.
Stay tuned for more ramblings (hopefully)!
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Everything that has a beginning has an end... thankfully, in this case
Four years late, I've finally seen The Matrix Revolutions. And what a turkey it was.
Lyris and myself were so repulsed by The Matrix Reloaded and how mind-numbingly awful it was that we didn't even both seeing the third instalment in the trilogy when it came out in cinemas and on DVD. I always suspected that I'd end up watching it one of these days, though, and, tonight, we decided to bite the bullet and actually load it up on HD DVD. We had the presence of mind to set the microphone up and record our thoughts as we experienced the film for the first time, and we're currently deciding whether or not our 129 minutes of mindless blethering can be salvaged into an audio commentary that people in their right mind would actually want to listen to. Certainly, it's something of an eye-opener, as our initial surprise at getting something half-watchable rapidly degenerates into complete and utter frustration, following by unbridled hostility as the events on screen become sillier and more incomprehensible by the minute. Seriously, I think the phrase "So what's actually happening?" must be uttered at least every ten minutes, and there is a point in the middle, during the 30-minute explosion reel - sorry, epic battle sequence - where we simply give up even trying to think of anything to say.
Seriously, this film, especially the first 45 minutes, was a definite step up from The Matrix Reloaded, but it quickly degenerated into yet more mindless drivel that was obtuse for the sake of it and didn't make a blind bit of sense, perhaps even in the minds of its directors. Throw in some truly ham-fisted and unnecessary biblical imagery, a whole lot of pointless characters we don't care about, and some truly awful dialogue about "choice" and "destiny", and you have a film that, despite making up for some of the indignities inflicted upon us with the second instalment, only serves to intensify my belief that they should have stopped after the first one.
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As synthetic as the Matrix itself
I got home from work today to find The Ultimate Matrix Collection on HD DVD waiting for me, direct from the good people at Movietyme. Given that I found The Matrix Reloaded so laughably bad that I didn't even bother with The Matrix Revolutions (I've got that delight waiting for me one of those nights), you might wonder why I picked up the set at all. The answer is that I wanted the original The Matrix, and it's not available separately (not yet, at any rate). I don't think it's the masterpiece some people claim it to be, but it's enjoyable enough, and it holds some sentimental value for me, as it was the first standard definition DVD I ever owned.
First of all, I must point out that I really like what Warner has done with the packaging. A laminated cardboard slip case houses four individual standard HD DVD cases: one for each film and one for a double-sided standard definition DVD housing various extras, entitled The Matrix Experience. Each film disc is also double-sided, with the reverse side, a DVD-9, featuring bonus content specific to the film in question.

Now, on to the contents. I've only had a cursory glance at each disc, but I'm sorry to report that there are major problems with all three films. The original Matrix comes off looking the strongest, which is probably a good thing, as it's the only one of the three films I genuinely wanted (although, once again, I must stress that I haven't seen Revolutions yet, so that opinion may change). It shows noticeable edge enhancement, and has clearly been filtered, but it basically looks pleasant for the most part, and I'd put it on par with other Warner releases like Constantine and Million Dollar Baby. Unfortunately, the disc does, however, get a major black mark against it by virtue of the fact that the audio, on all the available tracks, is noticeably desynchronised from the video. Just watch the moment in the first sequence when the truck mashes the phone box Trinity was inside: the sound of the collision lags noticeably behind the visuals, and, whenever someone speaks quickly, you can see them mouthing words before you can actually hear them. Others have reported this fault, and some have suggested that it is unique to the Xbox 360 add-on, but this HD-A1 user can confirm that it is a problem on that particular stand-alone player as well.
The other two films look somewhat more underwhelming than the first one, losing some (although not all) of the edge enhancement but appearing noticeably softer and more noise reduced; no audio problems that I could discern from my brief inspection, though. Ultimately, I must say that I'm a little disappointed with this whole affair. Given that this was pretty much supposed to be the flagship title for Warner, and indeed the HD DVD format as a whole, I think it could have done with a little more quality control. Then again, maybe that's just the problem: I can just imagine the technicians sitting around a workstation, rubbing their hands with glee as they cranked the edge enhancement dial up. "Guys, we need to make this title as detailed as possible!" Cripes!
By the way, I'm not making any promises, but you might be seeing a new audio commentary from me soon, albeit somewhat different to the ones I did for Suspiria and Profondo Rosso. This evening, on a whim, I decided to switch on my microphone and hit record while myself and Lyris were giving The Matrix the once-over. The result is half an hour of sarcasm, lewd jokes and immature jibes (we stopped at the 30-minute mark, because it's hard to stay on a roll for any longer, but we'll probably continue the exercise tomorrow evening). As such, it probably won't appeal to those who consider The Matrix sacred, or indeed those who like their humour a little more high-brow, but we enjoyed recording our little commentating duet, and are of the opinion that this is a film that desperately needs the wind taken out of its sails a little. Stay tuned for further information.
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A fountain of garbage
Isn't it funny when you have something or order but completely forget about it, only to come home to find it waiting for you? That's how it was for me today when I got back from work to find the HD DVD/DVD combo release of The Fountain, which I requested for review from DVD Times last month, on my desk. I haven't seen Darren Aronofsky's first film, Pi, but I did see Requiem for a Dream twice and was rather impressed by it. This, in conjunction with the rather nice publicity artwork I saw for it, convinced me that it would be worth giving a go. I now sorely regret this. The Fountain, to quote Philip French in his review, "puts the 'awe' into awful".
You know, I'm actually dreading the actual review-writing process, because right now I'm struggling to put into words exactly why I found it so poor. I suspect it has something to do with the sheer pretentiousness of it, the feeling that nothing is coming together and that the director is simply being oblique for the sake of it, believing that he can sucker the audience into confusing his nonsensical ramblings with profundity. Apparently, at the Cannes Film Festival, it was booed mercilessly and the audience threw things at the screen, and frankly I'm not surprised. The film has its fans, as I'm well aware, and I can only surmise that they're seeing something I'm not. I just found the whole thing self-indulgent, tedious and, by the end, utterly ridiculous (seriously, you haven't lived until you've seen flowers sprouting out of Hugh Jackman' mouth).
A very disappointing transfer, too, with rampant DVNR that ruins the definition, freezes the grain and causes all sorts of ugly smearing. I sincerely hope that Warner's flagship HD release, The Ultimate Matrix Collection (on its way to me right now from Movietyme), is not similarly affected, because I'm rapidly coming to the conclusion that the people encoding these discs haven't got a clue what they're doing.
I've also been sent two HDScape HD DVD titles for review: Visions of the Sea and Antarctica Dreaming. I've taken a brief look at both and, judging by the rampant edge enhancement and poor encoding on display, they are next to useless in their intended function of providing eye candy and persuading potential customers to make the leap to HD.
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Category Post Index
- Planet Terror Blu-ray impressions (long post)
- The Messengers Blu-ray impressions
- Prince of Persia (2008) final impressions (long post)
- Operation red menace
- That was the year that was
- Top 10 HD Transfers of 2008
- Happy New Year 2009!
- DVDs I bought or received in the month of December
- Home Alone Blu-ray impressions
- Priceless
- Reap what you sow
- Was Santa good to you?
- L.A. Confidential Blu-ray impressions
- The Bourne Identity HD DVD impressions
- Fight Club Blu-ray impressions
- "Where are you, you little creep?"
- A picture's worth a thousand words, part deux
- Blu-ray review: Wall-E
- You took your time
- A picture's worth a thousand words
- DVDs I bought or received in the month of November
- Warner has Warner'd The Dark Knight
- The Stendhal Syndrome Blu-ray impressions
- Wall-E Blu-ray impressions
- Big screen blunders
- Christmas comes early (long post)
- Great game music
- Hannibal Blu-ray impressions
- Léon Blu-ray impressions
- DVDs I bought or received in the month of October
- Chicken Run Blu-ray impressions
- Halloween Blu-ray review: The Omen (2006 remake)
- Halloween Blu-ray review: The Final Conflict
- Halloween Blu-ray review: Damien: Omen II
- The Omen (2006 remake) Blu-ray impressions
- The Final Conflict Blu-ray impressions
- Damien: Omen II Blu-ray impressions
- How the West Was Won: SmileBox vs. flat
- Warner accidentally releases really detailed BD
- Dead format + cheap-ass discs = a fun night at the movies
- Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Blu-ray impressions
- Sleeping Beauty Blu-ray impressions (long post)
- Carrie Blu-ray impressions
- Blu-ray review: The Omen
- Well, slap my face! The Omen looks great!
- Blu-ray review: Kill Bill: Volumes 1 and 2
- Home Alone comes to Blu-ray
- DVDs I bought or received in the month of September
- It's Keira Knightley HD Screen Capture Day aboard the HMS Whimsy
- Film on Blu-ray in "looking like film" shocker
- If at first you don't succeed
- I know kung fu, doop-dee-doo!
- The spirits without
- An ode to B-movies that looks oddly glossy
- Top-rate film gets third-rate treatment
- The depths of insanity
- The first person who says it looks grainy gets a good hard slap
- The lavish detail before my eyes
- Additional Nightmare notes
- See the president get shot at in full HD!
- Christmas comes early
- DVDs I bought or received in the month of August
- DVNR city
- Could you shake that camera a bit more, Mr. Bay?
- The only waxiness here is in Rowan Atkinson's facial expressions
- Things can get a little hazy in the Bayou
- Universal mangles some more
- Machine built to perfection
- How to lose your credibility in 113 minutes
- JESUS CHRIST WHAT A HORRIBLE TRANSFER
- Grit, grime and zombies... oh my!
- 28 times better
- Is this the new Traffic?
- Gophers... I hate gophers
- Why Britain will never complete with Boll and Fagrasso
- This is a joke, I take it
- DVDs I bought or received in the month of July
- But... but... grain!
- These are the hands that ruined a movie
- Soon on this screen
- Is this not just the most awful thing ever?
- DVD review: 101 Dalmatians: Platinum Edition
- You must see Wall-E!
- The dream is over
- Blu-ray review: All the Boys Love Mandy Lane
- Birthday bash
- The smell of blandness
- Damn your eyes!
- DVDs I bought or received in the month of June
- "She's terrible!"
- Universal's House of Horrors: Part 3 of 3
- Universal's House of Horrors: Part 2 of 3
- Universal's House of Horrors: Part 1 of 3
- Waking the Dead: Series 2, Episodes 1 and 2: Life Sentence
- 30 Days of Shite
- I can't see a goddamn thing, Jim!
- HD Image Quality Rankings updated
- Get 'em while they're still lukewarm
- My compass is pointing to DVNR
- Omenisms
- Snow, sand, softness and sharpness
- The best pics in London
- DVDs I bought or received in the month of May
- 30 gigabytes of joy
- Ringo Starr was in The Simpsons once...
- The power of Allah compels you!
- Popcorn strictly optional
- Blu-ray review: Juno
- I don't like World of Warcraft (or: how I learned to stop worrying and love Guild Wars)
- Paramount, Criterion go Blu
- The pain, the pain!
- Turn that frown upside down
- Plumbing the depths?
- Greetings from Vista
- DVDs I bought or received in the month of April
- Clash of the tits
- Blu-ray brattiness
- Naturellement la version panoramique
- R.I.P. Ollie Johnston
- So many discs, so little time
- Brody goes yellow
- Happenings in Whedonsville
- There's no place like home
- Thoughts on The Maltese Falcon, and various giallo/film noir observations
- DVD debacle
- DVDs I bought or received in the month of March
- How Blu are you?
- Gangs of Blu York
- And thus the cycle of grief continues
- We changed our minds
- Je ne regrette rien
- Aw, gimme a break
- Bay curls out another
- Let's celebrate gun crime
- Swansong
- All the colours of the rainbow
- Blue obscurities
- It's funny if it's not you
- Universal vs. Sony Pictures: Round 2
- DVDs I bought or received in the month of February
- Garbage baby garbage
- HD DVD review: The Bourne Ultimatum
- Putting the "tosh" in Toshiba
- Dear Universal, this is what a catalogue release SHOULD look like
- In memoriam: HD DVD
- Bandits and bricked hardware
- Congratulations, Buena Vista - you've managed to make Universal's catalogue releases look good
- Just don't take my wings
- I fear to watch, yet I can't look away
- The rat that got the cream
- Sickness and parasites
- Early warnings from Warner
- Was Ratatouille robbed?
- Writerspeak
- The Criterion mind game
- DVD review: Halloween (remake)
- Hello, it's me, I'm back from the sea
- DVDs I bought or received in the month of January
- What's so bad about a little ADHD?
- Proving that good taste is a rare commodity
- Let the back-patting commence
- Lots of grain and gristled chins
- Not so import proof after all
- Here come the Razzies
- The case for euthanising Tom Green
- Import proof
- HD banditry
- Now this is more like it
- What edge enhancement is and why not to use it
- There's life in this old Bolshevik yet
- New Line in the deep Blu sea
- Them zombies is bustin' through the screen, ma!
- The Warner shopping list
- DVD debacle
- Ultimate quality
- Feature: Top 10 HD Transfers of 2007
- A $75 million turkey
- Unleashed unleashed
- It's sweepstakes time!
- The Year in Review, 2007
- Ave Satani indeed...
- DVDs I bought or received in the month of December
- Post turkey syndrome
- DVD debacle
- Bourne again
- Tinkering till perfection
- Shame on you, Rob Zombie
- O Weinstein, where art thou?
- All I want for Christmas is you
- 100% genuine animation!
- You're a magnificent c...odec
- HD heist hyjinks
- I know where you got those peepers
- Tight, emphatic close ups, framed under the hairline and above the chin
- Cruisin'
- Glamourama
- A tortuous web
- The wonder of Victoria Alexander
- The glory of Dr. Mark Kermode
- High definition refinements
- The case for euthanising Eddie Murphy
- 300 half-naked men
- Blu-ray review: Ratatouille
- The DVD from Hell
- DVDs I bought or received in the month of November
- Eyes half shut
- Hair of the rat
- Oh, nausea!
- Cooked to perfection
- An HD DVD that shines
- This is going to set you back several Disney dollars... (Part 4)
- Hooray for HD DVD!
- DVD debacle, Blu-ray bonzana, HD DVD hullabalooza!
- DVDs I bought or received in the month of October
- Halloween HD DVD review: Underworld: Extended Cut
- Halloween Blu-ray review: The Descent
- Attention spookmeisters!
- This is going to set you back several Disney dollars... (Part 3)
- Movie madness
- This is going to set you back several Disney dollars... (Part 2)
- This is going to set you back several Disney dollars... (Part 1)
- Halloween: what can you expect?
- I am fury!
- DVD review: The Jungle Book: Platinum Edition
- Blurry Blu-ray
- The jungle is jumpin'!
- I am now a gamma-level Thetan
- DVD image comparison: The Devil's Rejects (SD vs. HD)
- Transatlantic Pan
- See every fleck of blood in living colour
- Upcoming review copies
- Satan created MPEG2
- Cat People claws its way back on to the schedule
- They even have HD in the Deep South now
- James Bond, Sony's unofficial marketing agent
- MC VAIO is in the hizzouse!
- DVDs I bought or received in the month of September
- More bee action
- Aaaaaargh! Not the bees!
- Death on my mind
- DVD image comparison: Silent Hill (SD vs. HD)
- DVD image comparison: Underworld (SD vs. HD)
- DVD image comparison: Unleashed (SD vs. HD)
- HD cartoon capers
- Anyone want some full resolution HD DVD screenshots?
- DVD review: Zodiac
- Zodiac's great but the DVD ain't
- HD DVD debacle
- HD DVD review: Silent Hill
- It's "we love Germany" day in the Land of Whimsy...
- LA Times: "Warner's next"
- Tarantan films presents...
- Soon on this screen...
- HD DVD review: Dawn of the Dead (remake)
- The latest HD image quality rankings
- Sprinting zombies look even more ridiculous in HD
- Ach ja! HD DVD ist wunderbar!
- DVDs I bought or received in the month of August
- Cat People slinks off
- Can a leopard change its spots?
- Michael Bay: "Now I love HD DVD"
- The Giallo Project #4: Blowup
- A suggestion to Michael Bay: stop your whining
- Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you
- Fox: "Don't worry, we'll still release our overpriced crap on Blu-ray"
- Blu-ray: "We've just lost Paramount"
- The Jungle Book coming to Blu-ray... oh wait, no it's not
- Universal, where have you Bean?
- Blu-ray review: The Rock
- High definition vermin
- "Mum, it's no good - the picture's all funny!"
- The Simpsons Movie
- O Hannibal, where art thou?
- DVDs I bought or received in the month of July
- Pixar shorts coming to Blu-ray
- Random HD update
- You must try harder
- HD DVD debacle
- High-def happenings
- Finally, some Blu-ray titles worth owning
- Cease your meddling!
- Blurry Blu-ray
- Fox, king of lies
- Sacré bleu! Mr. Bean goes HD!
- DVD debacle
- The return of Captain Whiggles
- Cover designers take note
- Visit my thrift store!
- The double-dipping element
- Spooks and spectres in high definition
- DVDs I bought or received in the month of June
- The Odessa File
- DVD image comparison: Problem Child
- So many promises to fulfill
- Y'all like HD clowns, doncha?
- High definition geology
- HD DVD review: The Skeleton Key
- Arrivederci Thailand, Ciao
- Beauteous Blu-ray
- High definition is rockin'!
- Anchor Bay goes Blu
- HD DVD review: Mulholland Drive
- Have some cake
- Germany to the rescue
- You win some, you lose some
- High definition navel-gazing
- HD DVD review: The Fountain
- A day in at the movies
- Carrie
- DVDs I bought or received in the month of May
- So it looks better, this high definition thing?
- "Ya rotten kids, ya should be locked in cages!"
- Mulholland Dr. HD DVD confirmed as English-friendly
- Blu-ray review: Casino Royale
- Get it right first time in future, Sony
- I know, I've been slacking
- Everything that has a beginning has an end... thankfully, in this case
- Interesting promotional tactics
- As synthetic as the Matrix itself
- A fountain of garbage
- High definition cannibalism
- A buena, but empty, vista
- Eternal Sunshine of the Noise Reduced Mind
- DVDs I bought or received in the month of April
- The end of Jack Valenti
- Gladiator and others coming to HD DVD
- A double dose of underwhelming HD
- It's a royal flush!
- HD DVD celebrates first birthday with 100,000 sales
- Third time's a charm
- Happy birthday, HD DVD!
- HD DVD review: A Scanner Darkly
- HD my left walnut
- DVNR - an illustrated demonstration
- They had edge enhancement in the Dark Ages too...
- The latest HD image quality rankings
- Bourne on the 24th of July
- So, this film's about imaginary cockroaches, huh?
- A scanner rotoscoped
- HD DVD review: Children of Men
- DVD review: Peter Pan: Platinum Edition
- April 1st Criterion extravaganza
- DVDs I bought or received in the month of March
- HD happenings
- The king is dead - long live the king!
- 70 new HD DVDs between now and July
- The nightmare of Pan
- You take the blue pill...
- Casino Royale high-def comparisons
- Is it a sign of the apocalypse when an MPEG2 encode looks this good?
- Royale cuts
- Come one, come all
- Royale with cheese
- So who's in on this HD DVD thang?
- Blu-ray review: American Psycho
- HD cross-contamination
- Business is booming
- DreamWorks goes fishing in the HD pond
- Lost in high definition
- That Trojan horse never looked so wooden
- HD DVD review: Babel
- Blu-ray review: Flightplan
- Universal - HD DVDs suitable for all!
- DVDs I bought or received in the month of February
- Mulholland Dr. MIA?
- Warner talks HD
- Oscar the Grouch strikes again
- Of mice and men
- HD DVD extravaganza
- Mulholland Definition
- Comedy hanging in Simpsons movie
- Blu-ray review: Enemy of the State
- Gangs of New York coming to HD DVD after all!
- Babbling about Babel
- And so the delays begin
- Delivery debacle
- Blu-ray round-up
- Throwing my toys out of the pram
- The Day of the Jackal/Casino Royale
- The latest HD image quality rankings
- Descending into the Blu
- HD DVD review: Brokeback Mountain
- So much to see, so little time
- More high-def movie madness
- Blu-ray review: Silent Hill
- I've been a bad little boy
- Don't believe all they tell you
- Blu-ray review: Fantastic Four
- It's an HD DVD capture extravaganza!
- DVDs I bought or received in the month of January
- Feeling Blu
- Eternal format wars
- Even more HD DVD captures
- Yet more HD DVD captures
- More HD DVD screen captures
- Warner saves Europe
- HD DVD screen captures
- The best-looking HD title?
- DVD review: The Mephisto Waltz
- Updated HD DVD image quality rankings
- Ban this filth!
- Universal pledges 100 HD DVDs in 2007; still says no to Blu-ray
- Something old, something new, something borrowed, something Blu
- The Razzies are in!
- Step away from the bike!
- A pawn to the industry
- The year's most prestigious popularity contest
- La Rue Mulholland?
- The iguana with the tongue of VHS noise
- Lord of the double-dips
- MPAA in the doghouse
- Waltzing iguanas
- This year's HD DVD releases
- The CES obituary
- Another financial blunder
- HD DVD at CES: the buzz
- HD DVD review: An American Werewolf in London
- Make your mind up, Warner!
- HD DVD review: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
- The Year in Review
- Lara Croft: Tomb Raider: Legend
- DVDs I bought or received in the month of December
- Kisses, bangs, tombs and Blu-ray - oh my!
- Jingle bells
- Here's someone else who doesn't pay import duty
- HD DVD review: Miami Vice
- Buena Vista quietly switches to VC1
- Le DVNR et la compression
- Here's looking at you, HD DVD
- DVD image comparison: An American Werewolf in London
- Kerbang! Boom! Crash!
- Mann oh mann
- It's called addiction
- Do you see what I see?
- SD to HD image comparison
- La haute définition
- HD DVD review: Serenity
- HD for High Disappointment
- Hannibal Rising... or is that sinking?
- Captain Whiggles' Christmas list
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